written by: Bone Stallone
reviewed on: 2008-12-18

Heal my Ass is an anal site that is part of the Torbe network. The network consists of 27 sites that you get access to with your one subscription fee. You will also get access to any sites they add in the future. The network includes a little bit of everything from anal, to big tits, to crazy alternative pink haired pierced tattooed chicks. There seems to be a little bit for everyone. All the sites seem to have a silly tone to them. Costumes, goofy scenarios, nuns, doctors, seem to run rampant through all of them.

You get 3 pages of pictures from the scenes on the free tour and 1 video preview with a montage of scenes. All of the scenes on Heal My Ass seem to have to do with some crazy doctor and his crazy patients. Watching the video preview proves that that is the case.

Once you log in as a member you are taken to the Torbenetwork main page. This page contains links to all the sites in the network, new movies added, coming soon, extras, and links to full length DVDs you can download.

Click on Heal My Ass and you are taken straight to that site. Once there you have your choice of 24 different videos to watch streaming or download. You can also look at video captures or pictures sets. You get a variety of download format options. Everything from Quicktime to IPod and even PSP. All videos run about half an hour and are fun to watch.

OK the Big Bad Bone here with another review for your ass. Heal My Ass is part of the Torbenetwork and when I logging on to the website, I got pretty fucking excited. I like funny, silly scenarios with costumes and all that. This site looked like it would deliver the goods. The pictures were bright, clear, and funny. This one chick had a chicken mask on while she was getting plowed. Funny. Oh and I saw some nuns. I don’t know why but I think there is something really fucking sexy about nuns. Hey I’m going to hell, that’s fine, I’m cool with it, as long as I get to jerk it to some sexy ass nuns.

Once I logged in as a member, I could easily navigate to any of the sites in this network. They have 27 sites right now and you get access to all of them with your membership. You will also get access to any websites they add in the future. They also have full length DVDs to download.

OK, I click on Heal My Ass and go to its main page. From there I get to choose from 24 different scenarios to watch. All of them have to do with Doktor Schmutz and his anal adventures both in and out of his office, mostly in. I find the scene I want to watch, the one with the nun of course, and get myself ready. From here I can download the movie in a variety of formats, watch it streaming, or look at pictures or video captures. I choose to watch streaming. I click play, click full screen, and get ready for the action. Right here is the first of the problems I have with this site. Once the video starts I can see right away that the quality is subpar, and once I click full screen it’s only worse. Not unwatchable but not as clear as you would think it would be from how bright and clear all the pictures and the site itself are. It looks like they shot the videos on a standard, old school video camera and transferred it to a computer. A lot of blocky areas, especially once you go full screen. The scene was funny enough. The good Doktor runs into a nun out in the woods and winds up giving her a complimentary exam, if you know what I mean. All the videos are fun to watch I just wish they were clearer. The other problem I have is the amount of anal exclusive content on this site. If you’ve read any of my other reviews you know that I expect, a lot of content to be available on a site, especially if I’m paying for it.

The site is decent and easy to navigate. You can download those full DVDs and there are 27 other sites with lots of content for your pleasure, I just really wish the quality was better. Oh, and get this shit, when you click on the video with the girl with the chicken mask on, you get a completely different video with no chicken mask. What the fuck is up with that? Don’t say you have a video of a girl getting fucked in the ass with a chicken mask on and then not deliver the goods. What if that was what I needed to get off that day? Then what?

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