written by: Sybarite
reviewed on: 2006-09-14

Alright, go ahead and admit it because most guys out there love the all you can eat buffets that are popping up around the country and make no apologies about gorging themselves on all sorts of delicacies. There is just something quite alluring about having a spread of your favorite treats laid out before you and at Crotch Buffet there is a hardcore version of hunky studs waiting to let you sample their hard cocks and tight butts. Most of their friends would never suspect that these muscle men like getting it on with other guys because they totally look like best buds that straight guys would hang out with in the gym or toss back a couple of beers with, and that’s the image that these studs love presenting. It seems that there are a lot of guys out there who totally get off showing their hard worked bodies to the camera and even though they look like the typical manly studs next door, the hottest have a secret that they love gay love just as much as slamming pussy.

After having reviewed a lot of hardcore sites, I really love when I log into the member’s area of a site and am presented with a well designed navigational system that lays out all my options in a clear way. That’s what you’ll see when you choose to head into the gay buffet here, and immediately you’ll see the newest updates for your enjoyment. Instead of the typical twink boys that a lot of collections feature nowadays and instead have found some of the hunkiest muscle men, complete with bulging biceps, big thighs, hairy chests, and cocks that swing between their legs begging for some oral attention.

There are currently eighteen episodes online that feature both group scenes and some solo jacking by horny jocks and hairy middle-aged daddies. You can see which of your favorite exclusive stars are in the videos and them click on each individual one to bring up a more detailed view. Users can choose a high or low resolution playback, the high coming in at just over 700kbps and the low bottoming out at 100kbps. Once that bit of technical work is out of the way, you can choose which format you prefer either Windows Media or QuickTime and then have the option of downloading individual clips or the whole movie, which average out to just at twenty minutes full of hardcore action.



One of the latest updates features a hot foursome with some of the most badass muscle jocks you’ll find. Things are quite a bit kinky in this episode because on of them is wearing a pair of sexy sunglasses and has spread his legs open so that the other three can do just about whatever they want to his hard body. As the buffet continues on, the hunks have a hot daisy chain where each of them has a cock in his mouth and things move to an even more hardcore slant as they start to bury their tongues in each others’ butts and have some fucking fun until all of them blast big loads.

Some of the episodes take on a kinkier fetish twist when the studs don leather masks and have some spanking action going on before they delve face first into the buffets and slurp on hard cock and eat out some man ass. It’s kinda hot to have these manly guys show that they love cock-sucking just as much as the most girlish of twinks. In fact, it’s like spying on some of your hunky next door neighbors when their wives are out and discovering that even though they look like the construction workers on the outside, they are hardcore butt fuckers and cum lovers on the inside who love getting it on with their guy friends as much as possible. A couple of the movies even take the ultimate hardcore turn and show their studs fucking completely bareback, sliding their hard pricks unsheathed into tight ass until cumming.

Each of the movies also contains an accompanying picture gallery that has around a hundred medium resolution images (720x480) taken from the flicks that you can enjoy on a scrolling slideshow. So, should you get your fill of this hardcore buffet, members are also afforded free access to three other themed sites on the same porn network, including Boys Casting, Barely Twinks, and Fuck That Twink.

While I’ve definitely seen some bigger and more inclusive buffets in my time, Crotch Buffet promises to upload more episodes as the weeks continue and the existing content is pretty consistent in keeping with the theme of muscled jocks experimenting with fucking other guys. The group action is definitely the hottest, but the solo scenes that are here also show that these guys know how to take matters into their own hands when there is an ass shortage. It’s also hot to see a range of ethnicities here with black studs jacking off alongside preppy white boys, all looking for their latest and biggest nut.

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